Four Advertising Execs and A Bath

Does anyone know who is responsible (or irresponsible) for those Cobra beer ads on `Dave`? I have some work I`d like to put their way. It entails them stripping naked (so far, so saucy), being knighted with twenty three paper cuts and climbing into a bath tub filled with salt, pepper,vinegar, lemon juice, Abra-kebabra chilli sauce, tramp urine, the contents of the blocked toilet at Balti Towers on Vindaloo night and a waffer thin meent.
Are these idiots refugees from the WKD adverts? Does anyone actually talk like that? Is that why there is no one else in the pub? If anyone in any pub I`ve ever been in replied "Yeah, well we still make regular withdrawals" in response to another dullard saying the pub used to be a bank, then they would both be taken outside into the street and put in a taxi to either Extreme Pain Central or a Daniel O`Donnell concert (also known as Aching Pain Central Sidings) with the third member being eyeballed until he finished his bottle of Cobra.

And as for those deluded twats on the DFS advert singing that sickening Nickelbollocks song, with tennis rackets, brooms and the eyes which scream `menopausal insanity`; well they can get in the bath once the ad execs have soiled the bath, and themselves, in agony.